The Book of Big Excuses by Tracey Turner

Target Audience: Anyone and Everyone
Genre: Humour

This is one of those books you can pick up whenever you feel like it, and continue from where you left off, but i found it so funny i finished it within a couple of days, in which i was off work.

Some of the excuses are so amusing my sides were hurting from laughing and the dating section itself deserves a round of applause. I think i've heard about half of the ending a relationship reasons at some point in my life.

This is an awesome book, it is funny and it's great for conversation starters. My personal favourite excuse for a train being delayed: "The train arriving at platform one is on fire, passengers are advised not to board"

Insane. :-)